Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
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you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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