Don't you send me to vm
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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