the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I came so hard my ears popped.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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