You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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