She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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