why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
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WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
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Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
false alarm, still single
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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