I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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