I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I am in a vortex of obligation.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
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Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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