I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
We need to get me chipped asap
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