What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
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Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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