Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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