weddingsv make me drug and hornr
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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