she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
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Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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