I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
