just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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