It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
We talked him into tasing himself.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
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I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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