So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
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