my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
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Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
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All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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