I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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