Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
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I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
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I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.