I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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