Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
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I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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