You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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