Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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