Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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