Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
It's never too late to be topless.
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
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I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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