i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize
