The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
