No awkward lesbian experiences without me
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
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they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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