Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
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Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
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