What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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