Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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