Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
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