He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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