His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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