just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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