Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Just woke up on a couch in the FIJI house with 2 missed calls from someone I saved in my phone as "Some DU Kid Named TJ Maybe"
you make me proud to be your friend
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
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I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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