I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
If I die, sorry about rent.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'm like, not good at living.
Randomize
