But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
there's a booger on my laptop, i suspect it's yours
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
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They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
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Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
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