I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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