Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
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She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
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Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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