just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
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I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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