FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
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THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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