ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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