we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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