I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
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if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
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No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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