can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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