I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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