I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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