whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Randomize
