She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
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Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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