im having a threesome with these popsicles
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
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i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
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Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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