no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
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He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
there is glitter all over my balls
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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