she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
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i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
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At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
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