I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.