I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
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People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
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He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place