Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Randomize
