maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
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Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
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I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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