I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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